This thread is tooo funny!! :-)

Nah... mildly amusing, at best. You'll know a thread is funny when the FAQ Master posts about wiping something off something else. If you ever go to an empeg meet, do *not* sit across the table from him:

drool
brains (Okay, these first two weren't humour related, but still...)
tears
spit
tea
unknown substance
more unknown substances
Yet more unknown substances
His rag must be sopping from unknown substances
More tea
Still more tea
Back to the unknowns

To be fair, he's not the only one... just the most prolifically projectile.